Alarm Clock

 

God I hate this stupid thing

Every time I hear it freaking ring

Always waking me up

Even if I don’t want to

Always waking me up

I think I’ll hit it with my shoe

 

I swear it beeps just to piss me off

Always going off at 6 o’ clock

I’d really like to cut its cord

Or run it over with my Ford

I’ll throw it out the window

God you do not even know

 

I really love waking up

To the song the birds sing

I really hate waking up

To the sound of that freaking ring

 

And if I had my way

I’d make them all go away

All these damn alarm clocks

SCREW ‘EM ALL!

 

So, yeah, that’s pretty much what goes through my head every single morning, so I thought why not make it a song? Also this is the clean version, the original one o wrote down was filled with unneeded cussing, but if you want to know what it is like with the cussing, just replace all the “freaking”’s and the final screw with the F-Bomb.

 

Also, I’m not a big fan of the ending so any suggestions would be nice. And feel free to critique the song, creative input is always welcome.